Supplemental: Lucario
For those of you that cannot be bothered with the trifles of children’s pop culture, this is a Lucario:
Lucario is a digimon from the digital monster rancher world. He is also the captain of the Outlaw Star! He also broke a vase and now owes the Host Club like 8 million yen! He’s got pretty bad luck. He is more popular than pikachu in Japan. His favorite foods are pork-flavored ramen and pepperoni pizza. He loves long walks on the beach and being angsty and divided inside. Lucario is a being constantly on the verge of tears, as his mind is an emotional battlefield.
Lucario is a jedi master because he uses the force, but he calls it the aura because it’s spiritual and blue and shit. Lucario also speaks telepathically. Despite this, Lucario will continue to use regular quotes and stuff when being written for, becuase doing special things for telepathic shit is super annoying. Like all Jedi masters, Lucario is an Egyptian robot dog. He is a devoted follower of Jesus and Dracula, in that his hand spikes are like stigmata and his chest spike is like dracula-stigmata. Dragmata. Or maybe that’s when you wake up in a bad wig/bad make-up and are somewhere in San Francisco… (this also happens to Lucario)
Lucario is an endless supply of sexual desire, but his submissive, shy, docile personality does nothing to relieve it. Ever the hopeless, romantic virgin, Lucario likes to get to know someone before he fucks them let’s them fuck him let’s them meet his parents. Sucks for him though, because Lucario has no parents. Cough cough, amirite?
Lucario is a very popular character on the X-Box 360 version of Super Crush Sisters: Scuffle! His in-game taunts are: writing poetry, being unloved, and slitting his wrists and blacking his eyes. No one can determine whether Lucario is wearing a mask, or wearing pants, or a belt, or a shirt, or whatever.
Lucario is a Pisces, and is looking for a good time. WINK WINK, OK?
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